Dear Rice Pillow,

Rice pillow, you are my friend.

When it is hot, you make me stop sweating like a pig.

When I have a hangover, you make my eyeballs stop hurting.

When my sinuses are cotton-filled demons, you send them back to hell.

I heart you, Relaxation Pillow.

I love you so much, I am putting you ON SALE in my Etsy store. Because I genuinely believe other people would enjoy you.

Love always, XOXO, Smooches, Keep in touch, Yours Always,